This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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