At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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