talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wish my penis had a tongue
His hands were made for my vagina.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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