is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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