I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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