that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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