I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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