dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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