Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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