i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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