So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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