If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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