in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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