found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
