I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
