Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
did i walk over a car last night?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
did you just send me my own nude
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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