Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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