That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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