i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
