At least make sure they are 18
Why
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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