try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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