WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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