And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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