just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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