i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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