How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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