Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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