I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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