This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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