I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
