I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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