when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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