She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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