i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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