my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
