This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We need to rekindle our bromance
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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