...so i touched it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Holy shit dude........stairs
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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