9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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