I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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