Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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