lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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