Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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