brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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