If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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