its not stalking. its research.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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