hotel room ftw
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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