There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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