dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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