Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it glows. i had to have it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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