No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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