No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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