this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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