Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Bring me that man meat
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize