You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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